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Lakweesha Havoc's Fried Chicken and Insanity


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A Short Greeting from the WEBMASTER, and your HOST

See how local government likes to screw over citizens

It's the Asshole of the YEAR!
This fool thought it was CUTE calling it the "CHINA VIRUS".

I wonder if he still thinks that's FUNNY?...

Now that HE has contracted it along with the 7.4 MILLION Americans (so far) HE FAILED to protect?

How about we now call it WHAT IT IS IN THIS COUNTRY...


Still laughing Don?

Congratulations, coach Schwarts, you just won the Super Bo...
What is this guy up to?

Is he...
A. Looking for a hockey game
B. Using a clever disguise to sneak out to the pub unbeknownst to the wife
C. Hunting crickets
D. Engaged in the annual Lakweesha vs. Millers water balloon battle
click here to find the answer...

What is this guy up to?
Is he...
A. Takin' a leak
B. Suckin' bees
C. Steppin' in dog doo
D. Realizing his grandmother just got the last baby back rib
click here to find the answer...

Buy my neighbor's house and I'll throw a party!

Check out this guy's SAD TALE of a local government screwing him over....

EVEN MORE Fun in Luzerne!

YAAAY!! It's time for an update on the INSANE NEIGHBOR!

It's the Asshole of the Day!

Congratulations, coach Schwarts, you just won the Super Bo...
WHAT? This was just game five of the regular season?
And your team beat the perennial sad sack team of the NFL, the Detroit Lions?
And you ASKED your players to carry you off the field on their shoulders like you just fucking CONQUERED ROME?
Wait, that last one isn't exactly true. You're not JUST A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR.
You're also... AN ASSHOLE.

UH-OH. Another one of my neighbors has lost her mind

Pinewood Derby fun

Lakweesha's Movie Reviews

Our England Vacation, 2013

Ice Fishin' on the Ol' Skatin' Pond...

Songs I NEVER need to hear again

The coolest little boat ever!

Michigan DNR announces there ARE cougars in Michigan's lower peninsula...

Wow, this may be the greatest video ever on YouTube...

CraigsList is a great place to sell your old tires

Correspondence with my Nigerian friends

Strange Tales from The Blotter

Some are not as graceful when breaking a chair

Get out that credit card and buy your valuable Lakweesha Havoc MERCHANDISE!

Why can't my kids be NORMAL?!?

Fun With Hair Dye

The Craig's List FREE STUFF Find of the Week!
Lob´cock` n. 1. A dull, sluggish person; a lubber; a lob.


HOW LONG will my magic kit stay?

Fearless, Fighting, Foul-Mouthed WONDER WART HOG!!

Mighty Chevies

YaaaaaaHoooooo! I give skiing out west a BIG THUMBS UP!!

Meet my neighbors

EEEeeew!! Don't click here!


Buy my asshole neighbor's house AND I'LL THROW A PARTY!

Be Gentle, It's my First Time: A Guide for New Brides

Kids. With HATS. SILLY hats.

Fun in Luzerne

Breaking News

A reading contest for the kiddies

Fortune cookies never lie

DO NOT click here. Yuk.

OH BOY! The FreeBox Find-of-the-Week!
You never know what treasure you'll find in the FreeBox, Telluride's original low-tech CraigsList


OH BOY! Good times at the Raya Halloween Party!

Nothing like being felt up by your host 20 seconds after walking in the door.


Uncle Errin's BIG Almont Adventure!!

Fun on Craig's List!!


Some idiots will post anything


How to build an Almont shed




Check out my Flooring project!!


Where has YOUR bag been lately?

I found YOUR camera in the AuSable!

House of Stephen

Vacations in the UK


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